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This property was reserved by Anna Cherubini I'm 14 years old, from New Hampshire, USA. Welcome to my Conspiracy Central page. I was inspired by the movie Conspiracy Theory, a great movie. If you have naver seen it, watch it ! Well anyway, my name is Anna and its nice to meet you. E-mail me at [email protected] . I am in the Eighth Grade at the Whitefield School in Whitefield, NH. I am 5'8" and I have blonde hair and green eyes. I like Irish dancing, field hockey, *skiing*, and tennis, plus just about any other sports you can think of except for football and ice hockey. Also, I love Computer Literacy (j/k). Eventually, I will add more to this short page, especially when I find out more about conspiracies. Adios ! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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. As I said above, I love skiing. Next year I am going to snowboard, but for now, *skiing rules*. Oh yeah...my friend say I am a ditz but I don't think so. I can act a little bit crazy sometimes, but Hey ! thats the point of life right ? To have fun ? My motto : "Insanity is the playground of the creative. Reality is a wall the unimaginative hide behind." Ummm...what else ? Oh yeah ..music ! Well.. I like most anything 'cept country or blues or heavy metal. I love rap and R&B and stuff like that. I like blonde jokes...especially to make fun of Jenna !! LOL And I like to have a good time ! Well that 'bout sums it up ! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Blonde Jokes | Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton ? A: It said concentrate. Q: Why did the three blondes who were in a car driving to Disney World turn go home ? A: They saw a sign that said "Disney-left" Q: Why were blonde jokes invented ? A: To make brunettes jealous. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes ? A: A mental block. Q: How do blonde brain cells die ? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells ? A: Pregnant. Q: What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning ? A: Goes home. Q: How are blondes like railroad tracks ? A: Both have been laid all over the country. Clinton Jokes (plus Monica) Monica went to the drycleaners with a dress that had a stain on it. She told the owner "I would like to have this dress cleaned." Because the man was a little hard of hearing, he asked "Come again ?" She replied "NO ! I spilled mustard on it" A little girl was doing a worksheet in class about the branches of government. A question asked "What branch of government would you like to know more about ?" The little girl wrote : The executive branch. I want to know if you can have male interns because I'm planning on becoming president.
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